Boring Christmas Calendar

Imagine a calendar where each day of December isn’t just marked by a number…

But by a unique facial expression from a tired, grumpy, and utterly relatable character who perfectly captures the bittersweet exhaustion of the holiday season.

From the December 26th Hangover Stare, to the Forced Smile of the 24th, and the Existential Dread of Day One — this isn’t just a calendar.

It’s an emotional artifact. A vintage piece of visual storytelling. A holiday cult item for those who don’t feel like pretending.