Street-Smart English

📘 Street-Smart English: The Fun, Fast & Slightly Inappropriate Survival Guide for ESL Learners

Tired of sounding like a textbook?

Do people laugh, get confused, or walk away when you speak English — and you're not sure why?

Welcome to Street-Smart English — the only eBook that teaches you the real, unfiltered, everyday language no ESL class dares to explain. Whether you're moving abroad, chatting online, flirting at a party, or just trying to not embarrass yourself, this is your survival guide.

Inside this hilariously practical guide, you’ll discover:

✅ Slang, taboo, and "danger words" that sound dirty (but aren't)

✅ The secret codes behind texting, DMs, sarcasm, and emojis

✅ How to flirt (without creeping people out)

✅ What to say when you screw up — and how to bounce back

✅ Real-life examples, fun visuals, and bold “street-smart tips”

✅ Why your accent is a superpower, not a problem

Each chapter is short, funny, and full of insider advice that’ll make you sound more fluent — and way more confident.

Imagine walking into a room and actually understanding when people joke, flirt, throw shade, or drop slang bombs like “no cap,” “lowkey,” “WTF,” or “You tried.” 😅

Picture yourself:

✔ Navigating conversations like a native

✔ Texting with rhythm and attitude

✔ Turning awkward moments into epic comebacks

✔ Laughing instead of panicking when someone says, “You talk funny!”

This eBook isn’t just a language guide. It’s a social survival kit — wrapped in humor and honesty.

Ready to upgrade your English from "just correct" to "damn, that was smooth"?

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📘 Street-Smart English: O Guia de Sobrevivência Divertido, Rápido e Um Pouco Inapropriado para Estudantes de Inglês como Segunda Língua

Cansado de soar como um livro didático?

As pessoas riem, ficam confusas ou se afastam quando você fala inglês — e você não sabe por quê?

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