Self-help for Zombies

Why to read this ridiculous book. Well, in the first place, maybe you are a zombie seeking for help.

How does it feel to be a zombie?

You have some things that can’t go out of your chest. You keep looking around frustrated asking yourself why the rest of the world moves so fast and so fluently and why you can’t do it at the same speed. You feel something isn’t working as supposed and you don’t know how to stop it. Sometimes you just can breathe and hope everything gets better. You are hungry for something in life, but you aren’t sure what it is. Your steps get shorter every time. You don’t have energy for anything and motivation disappears. Do you feel me?

Well, I have some news for you. You are not a human anymore. Now you are a zombie. Are you worried? Is it bad? We all are worried about not being as some other people are, but being a zombie isn’t bad at all. Why? A zombie doesn’t have anything else to lose. Just as you and me. Hard, isn’t it?

Becoming a zombie doesn't mean you don’t have anything to win in this world. It doesn’t mean you are going to be back to what you used to be. If you try to do it, then you are going to be frustrated and feel guilty because you are not a human anymore.

Continue reading, you are interested in it. How do I know it? Because I have been where you are at this precise moment. Sometimes I go back to it if I’m not paying attention. Open your beautiful zombie eyes and show me that zombie smile. Yeah. That’s better.

To become a happy zombie needs three principal things. Identify yourself as a zombie, accept the sadness it makes us feel and learn about good points a zombie has for you. Yes, that’s right. Becoming a zombie has more good points than bad points. Let me show you.

The zombies are “unstoppable”

A lot of times we saw broken legs zombies, missing the arms or damaged to the point you would not be able to continue anymore. Yes, you and I are like them. Tired of being beaten by life.